Breaking News: Palestinians Challenge Romney’s Thesis by Declaring Peace with Israel!

A guest post by AKUS

Palestinian non-negotiator Saeb (“we will only negotiate after you first agree to our terms”) Erekat who had been imprisoned by the Palestinian Authority for revealing that Jews had lived in Palestine for centuries  was released from prison by the PA in order to make the following stunning announcement:

“Following Mr. Romney’s racist remarks about our culture we have decided to prove him wrong by unilaterally and immediately making peace with the Israelis whether they like it or not. We will show Romney just what Palestinian culture is capable of. I presented Mr. Netanyahu with a map of our borders, and he agreed that effective immediately he will recognize the new state of Palestine within the borders I have not negotiated”.

In previous remarks, Mr. Erekat had criticized Mr. Romney:

“This man doesn’t realize that the Palestinian economy cannot reach its potential because there is an Israeli occupation,” Erekat said. “It seems to me this man lacks information, knowledge, vision and understanding of this region and its people.… He also lacks knowledge about the Israelis themselves. I have not heard any Israeli official speak about cultural superiority.”

Erekat concluded:

“Now, Mr. Romney, since Israel no longer occupies us and no longer controls our borders and economy, you are going to see just what we Palestinians are capable of when we control our own destiny!”

Catherine Ashton immediately nominated herself, Mitt Romney, Saeb Erekat, and Benjamin Netanyahu for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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