We now know why the Guardian sucks, and it really does only require 140 characters!

We’d like to thank everyone who entered our first competition, those loyal readers who contributed their pithy Twitter-friendly take – one which required excruciating brevity on a topic which could reasonably consume volumes: Why the Guardian sucks.

While there were many great entries, we only have but one meager $50 gift card to dispense, and so, the winner is: a commenter using the moniker Ehoop, who composed the following limerick.

The Guardian sucks because
It’s gospel for antisemites and bores.
Al Jazeera rebranded,
Hamas-style evenhanded,
It spews disinformation and malice without pause.

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